why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(via sparksflyonestreet)

"I could tell you all to ‘fuck off’ and you’d go ‘awwww’"
- Benedict Cumberbatch to the audience at Sydney OzCon (via elizabeth-bennet)

(via holnnes)


bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

(Quelle: doppelgender, via sparksflyonestreet)